cucumber sister

When two females acknowledge having been intimate with the same male and remain on good terms, the women are now bonded by having shared the same cucumber at one time or another.
This can lead to perks by making the information known to other females who you can network with.
Female 1: "Yea girl, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"

Female 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"

Female 1: "Me and the door gal are cucumber sisters, remember that blonde guy from last weekend?"

Female 2: " props
by Bakert6734 September 02, 2013
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chilled cucumber

When a two sexual partners either gay or straight. One partner chills his cock using ice, and the other partner does oral. This act usually takes place when the other partner has a sore throat.
My girlfriend has been feeling a bit under weather with a sore throat so I gave her a chilled cucumber.
by PhillipD33zNutZ March 09, 2018
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Squirting Cucumber

It's a cock, one that squirts a particulately large amount of semen as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cucumber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
You: Yo, mike you see that chick last night?

Mike: Yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cucumber all over her face
by DavidThatNiggerHaterFromAirG January 31, 2011
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cucumber forest

when a bunch of guys have their dicks out
It’s a cucumber forest in the boys locker room!”
by dicky.slickly.69 February 28, 2022
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Cucumber funeral

Having a poo; i.e. dropping the kids off at the swimming baths. Or breaking up with Meatloaf's daughter.
"I've just been to a cucumber funeral."
by Cucumber funeral October 06, 2011
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Electric Cucumber

1. a hide song
2. something to scratch your number on
1. "Hey baby scratch your number on my electric cucumber"
2. see example 1
by arania May 18, 2004
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cucumber cock

A penis whose girth is largest in the middle and gets smaller at the tip and base so that it is shaped like a cucumber.

A cucumber cock is generally a large, uncircumcised penis.
Emily had trouble getting half of Tyler's dick in her mouth because he had a cucumber cock.
by Dexaw December 29, 2008
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