A very formal way of saying ''Eat my ass, eat yo ass, eat his/her ass, etc.'', the meaning is of course based on the context or phrasing of the sentence.
Example 1:
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
Teacher: "Bob! Don't put your legs on top of the table!"
Bob: "You can eat my ass."
Teacher: "Excuse me?! How dare you say that! Apologize this instant!"
Bob: "Oh, I am sorry, let me rephrase that, I am allowing you to consume thine buttocks."
Example 2:
Prince: "Oh princess, oh the dear one, the beauty of this kingdom, I have always wished to see you this close, and as close as a woman and a man can be. I have tastes that you might question but, will you allow me to consume thine buttocks?"
Princess: "The fuck... Nah, let's not..."
by CoffeeK_ November 26, 2018
Get the Consume thine buttocksmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
Get the Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...mug. by sassySIL June 14, 2022
Get the uncultured consumermug. Person 1: "Yo, did you hear that joe is a coochie consumer??"
Person 2- "Yeah I know he ate me out so good"
Person 2- "Yeah I know he ate me out so good"
by Amine Thighs Are The Best May 29, 2024
Get the Coochie consumermug. When a programmer is consumed and eaten by the OOP monsters
Overusing OOP for things you dont need to
Overusing OOP for things you dont need to
by UnoNerd August 12, 2020
Get the Consumed by OOPmug. .
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Get the Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---mug. A person who changes how they rate a series of media based on twitter reaction and who they’re talking to (usually anime/manga/vn)
by TldrNud November 25, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Media Consumermug.