Coffee 

A drink kids drink so they don’t fail school, without coffee colleges wouldn’t have kids in them because no one would qualify.

Dude, I need coffee if I don’t have it I will fall asleep I’m math again!

Coffee by Darebear1998 January 4, 2019

Coffee 

N. Marijuana, weed, reefer, etc. Just another slang word for the best medicine in the world.

Devin woke up to the sweet smell of coffee which brought a big smile to his face.

Coffee by Fishman the Great July 3, 2007

coffee 

a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

coffee by kevin dow May 13, 2005

coffee 

someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

coffee by christayina July 27, 2008

Coffee 

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

I didn't mean to make Bob the coffee, but I could stop coughing!

Coffee by Tim McGuinness May 29, 2008

Coffee 

(n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

"Did you just cough on me?"

"Yes, you're a coffee"

Coffee by TangoApple December 7, 2009

Coffee 

Bad name to be called.

Hey What's up Coffee!

Coffee by Kirby March 10, 2005