Cleethorpes

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

clepto

someone who enjoys stealing and will jack anything they can get their hands on.

cassie mclankyfuck is the biggest clepto ever, she even jacked this one bitches virginity

by emily ernst August 24, 2006

frat cleats

Cole Haan Gunnison Drivers. These are comfortable and very popular among top tier fratstars.

I'm lookin' frattastic with these new frat cleats.

by fratstar1 January 18, 2011

Clert

A clert is defined as an ambiguous bodily function that can be performed by any human regardless of gender but probably only by those who have passed puberty.

Oops! I think I may have just clerted. Forgive me.

by DJ Tasty Licks December 10, 2010

cleated

To get stabbed/slashed/kicked, or in any other way harmed by someone's cleat.

Joe got cleated in soccer and it left an ugly bruise.

by Rachael C. December 1, 2006

cheftarted

anything really dumb or stupid or retarded or ignorant

(chef grady) is cheftarted really stupied

spell easy word wrong chef tarted like dumb spelling it bumd would be cheftarted

by chefpmg September 16, 2009

Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

by Ragle April 23, 2018