Ass Clamp

When you have to go poop and you clamp your butt shut tightly

I had to shit so bad I had to ass clamp all the way to the bathroom!

by Ann_Eric_Sasha December 11, 2011

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frog clamping

a sexual position in which a man squats down as if to hop(like a frog) and the woman then grabs the mans testicles from behind clamping them between her fists, tugs up and down and eats out the mans asshole.

"come on and finish your beer honey, im going to give you a frog clamping like your granny never did,YEEHAW!!"

by ben head October 24, 2006

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cock clamp

Cock clamp. Is a good tight pussy at the beginning of incursion. Then the bitch clamps down and you can pull out. Now you a daddy.

Bro. She pulled a cock clamp on me!! Now I'm stuck paying child support..

by Cock clamp March 08, 2019

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Oyster Clamp

One of the various phrases used to describe the act in which a woman rubs her vulva against her partner's body for the purpose of sexual pleasure. In this case, an Oyster Clamp occurs when the lips are sticking due to the lack of lubrication and are firmly pressed together so that they become interlocked or "clamped."

see also:
scissoring

We were rubbing our pussies together so hard that we gave ourselves an Oyster Clamp.

by Awesome Jassim January 17, 2017

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forty clamp

pronounced (fooooooooooo-D-Clamp)

Originated by the drunken shouts of one Dale Tourdot (pronounced: 2 dough) in an attempt to say "party time". Now a staple for the phrase "Im gonna get fucked up!" or "Fucking Sweet!". Used in extreme drunkeness as exclamation for elation or triumph. Was heard in another drunken shout on 94.1 JJO, the number one hard rock radio station in America and one of our own in Wisconsin

Drunk 1 (Whilst throwing in a game of beer pong): "Its rebuttal, make this so I can slam that keystone."
(Ker-Plunk-nothin but beer)
Drunk 2: "Foooooooooooooorty-Clamp!"

or
Drunk 1:"It's Sunday morning and we got nothing to do"
Drunk 2:"I got a case of keystone!"
Drunk 1:"Forty Clamp bitches"

by Colt .45 April 22, 2008

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