Chemistry Class

the worst 50 minutes of what i'm sure is everybody's day, the teacher is a damn fascist and he smells like an AA meeting

you get to learn about such worthwhile and useable topics in everyday life such as... the mass of an atom, or, OR *gasp*... THE NUMBER OF ELECTRONS IN LITHIUM!

the worst part about chemistry class is that its out of the way of literally every other class, you gotta walk for 40 years in the desert to get to the god damn class, expect many tardies.
I want to cut my Chemistry Class teacher's penis off so that his now- upheld offspring dont have to put up with his shit
by Punchy_207 September 28, 2022
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Dude Chemistry

Platonic chemistry present in all dude-dude interaction, which contributes to compatibility and success in dude-dude relations. Or, how well guys get along.
1. "I thought you were going out tonight?" "Nah my dude chemistry with Chris is all whack now, I'm staying home."

2. "Hey is it cool if Jordan comes to?" "I guess man....that guy and I have like negative dude chemistry though."

3. "Man when you and Brock are together you guys are so freaking funny. Your dude chemistry is off the charts." "Dude that's weird, don't say that."
by spybat January 08, 2010
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Chemistry Face

noun - the state of your face after doing a lab in chemistry class. The goggles you are often made to wear sometimes leave funny looking rings around your eyes and forehead.
(John walks out of Chemistry Lab)
Joe: HAHA!! You have Chemistry face you dork!
by SCFSAHS April 17, 2007
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Orgasmic Chemistry

The study which involves how orgasms work chemically and a scientific excuse to have sex.
Student: Is that yogurt on his pants?
Teacher: No thats called having a wet dream
Student: But that looks like yogurt, he must been a eating the yogurt!
by skizzert March 20, 2005
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Math chemistry

Math Chem is an intense chemistry course littered with complex math equations and impossibly described concepts that are specially designed to fry the average sophomore's brain. This class is one of the worst on earth, and the experience of math chem is made shittier by the presence of a bitchy teacher who yells at the class if one person doesn't know an ultra-specific content that comes from exactly line 19 in chapter 15, section 7 to the left of Figure 15-34. Not knowing that will lower your grade by withdrawing 60 points where no amount of extra credit will save you, and your lack of bs knowledge will lead to your suffering for all eternity.
DUDE! I HATE math chem!!

I got another fuckin' F+ on this test. My highest test grade i got was a D-.
by Young-Min March 15, 2005
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period by chemistry

quite possibly the best song to evar exist. it was the opening theme song for full metal alchemist season 4 ( i think ).
hey guy, have you heard that song period by chemistry
by udidwutw/whoonutoob??? June 03, 2011
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Diego+Chemistry

Diego is a nice person. He got his chemistry because he is the most agreeable person. He usually has brown hair and brown eyes. His personality is what matters, not his physical. If you meet a Diego one day, try to talk to him, you might have chemistry
I think I’m feeling some Chemistry with Diego, Diego+Chemistry.
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