Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

chia wee

A person who is clever and handsome, often presented as cool and attractive.

This dude is a Chia Wee. He is like a woman magnet.

by Coolkid2371 March 05, 2018

Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.

The man was a chia master with that bitch!

by SpottedTampon69 November 21, 2015

Chia bich

Is what you call a exesive amount of pubic hair so bad you can't stick your dick into the vagina.

Gary I tell you don't fuck Sofia she is a Chia bich.

by PaspaVito May 08, 2018

national chia day

April 11th, a national day of love for chia. Chia seeds, things baked with chia, people named chia, anything related to chia

“Happy National Chia Day, Michelle!”

by Garrett Pullman April 11, 2023

Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 14, 2025

Chia Jen

A weird girl, always very attractive and kind, she’ll be your listening ear and is a very good friend. Extremly sweet, it’s not hard for her to capture hearts ;)

“she’s such a good friend, i’m never letting go of Chia Jen”

by HumansGalore April 20, 2019