Chet

A Chet is not just a person but also a state of being. If you meet Chet remember to get them a snow globe for if not might risk angering it and doom yourself to eternal suffering.

Person: Oh hi Chet.
Chet: Where is my snow globe!!!
Person: Aaaaaaahhhhhggggg!!!

by Mr. handsy December 24, 2021

Piece of Chet

The type of person that finds someone's marked disc, but rather than returning it posts of for auction on eBay.

"Hey, someone found your disc and posted it on eBay."

"What a piece of chet!"

by wordsmith1998 April 13, 2023

chet er cheese

Someone who works hard everyday at winning all the time that a moist sweat develops in the gooch area which creates a defining aroma known as chet er cheese.

Damn chet, you got chet er cheese in your drawers bad...

by I'mNotGayI'mMetro August 8, 2023

Chet

My dog

Chet is cute

by HMX_HATER69 February 5, 2020

Chet

Chet means getting more high/drunk than zooted.

"Bro, Felix is so chet right now."
"Yeah I know, he's out of control."

by felix6996 April 23, 2019

Chet

To cry passiontely after a solid masturbation session.

Bro: Yeah man, had a solid night. Got home, had a chet session, it was emotionally a great time.

by gaaaaaabbbbbbbyyyyy January 4, 2019

chet

slang for shit or holy shit or oh shit. cooler and less vulgar/derogative. goofier and sillier if you will. used in the context of something cool happening or bad or good

dman: vro i just lost my monkey!
workman: holy chetttt
big red braddock: chet.
pearce the vail: what the chet!
b ray: awww chetttt
seany o: you gotta be chetting me!
brittoney spears: chet! we better go get some bananas!

by thechetster February 27, 2025