Kensington Charleston Chew

The act of dropping a deuce and placing it in the freezer for later use. After or during coitus, yourself and your soul mate share the frozen log as you would with the famous candy.

"We went out for sushi Saturday night. Afterwards, back at home, we lit some candles, turned on some old timey jazz, and enjoyed a Kensington Charleston Chew."

by KCC SP February 4, 2009

north charleston

Where all the dregs of Charleston get shoved up off the peninsula into. A haven for the lower-lower-middle class and lower class, complete with all the strip-mall trappings of Suburban Hell and the redneck charm of Small-Town America.

Disproportionate number of vagabonds, drifters, and armed criminals, with the balance of the population Walmart-People.

Hilariously, highfalutin Charlestonians must venture into sleazy North Charleston for their bigbox retail procurement. Surely they feel unclean afterwards.

by TheGoyWonder June 15, 2013

No-pants charleston

Slang for intercourse, ie: horizontal line dancing

'Hey johnny, whatchu get up to after u left the party with that girl?"
"Oh man, we went back to her place and i was doing the no-pants charleston in like 30 seconds!"

by dylan moran August 17, 2009

Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof

Loud outrageous noisy. Annoying loud sounds coming from two or more people.

"Geez, you boys were louder than Two Skeletons Doing the Charleston on a Hot Tin Roof."

by Chuq Dawg February 12, 2007

North Central, Downtown Charleston

North Central, Downtown Charleston is a neighborhood of artist, writers, and musicians adjacent to the equally hip neighborhoods of Wagener Terrace and Hampton Park. Creatives and trendsetters fill the fashionable cafe’s and pubs within the environs of Upper King, Morrison Drive, and Rutledge Ave, while an eclectic dining scene features everything from speakeasy styled restaurants, breweries and dive bars to artisan coffee houses and gastropubs. Art supply stores and galleries mix with shops selling authentic french pastries in sidewalk al fresco settings. The landscape is defined by early 20th century bungalows and vernacular architecture. Here too is the site of the famed Palace Auditorium where Elvis Presley and The Allman Brothers Band once performed. This area first settled by French Huguenots who escaped religious persecution is the terminus of the future "Low Line" greenway. The familial and ethnic diversity of this section makes it a desirable home for all walks of life. Forever singles, young marrieds, progressive middle agers and retired long time residents share this inclusive enclave. Also, Bill Murray owns several bars in the area...which is nice.

Girl: So Saturday is my bachelorette party, should we come to North Central, Downtown Charleston after the ceremony at my Mega Church?

Guy: Heres what you do....first keep your sorostitutes away from Upper King, then you and your husband settle down on Daniel Island (or Mt. Pleasant)......byeeeeeeeee.

by freespirit200 September 28, 2021

Dirty Charleston

A fetish that appeared in the Roaring 20's. The act involves a man paying a prostitute to shoot human excrement at him out of a trombone as he dances the Charleston naked, in a public square.

Gram Gram said she used to give out Dirty Charlestons more frequently than handjobs!

by GrandKid June 28, 2010

College of Charleston

A haven for the children of America’s elite who prefer beaches to blizzards, “The College” is one of the most beautiful schools in the world and offers a nice change from the New England prep schools from which many out-of-state students come. Academics are strong at CofC and opportunities abound for those who work for them. CofC is much more than a school, it is a way of life that is never forgotten. It provides the ultimate college experience with parties in 200-year-old mansions and keggers on the beach as well as the type of education needed to maintain the ultimate trust fund baby lifestyle that many CofC students are accustomed to. BMWs, black cards, and Burberry are all common sights around campus. Rooftop bars and 100’ boats are common places to drink with your friends who prefer champagne cocktails to the $1 Wednesday night specials, though those do when the weather isn’t cheery. Daddy is the preferred bank around campus and summer homes for CofC students can be found from Cape Cod to Palm Beach while favorite Spring Break destinations are Panama City Beach and Puerto Vallarta thought the ultimate goal is always to return to the greatest place in the world, The College of Charleston.

Trust Fund Kid 1- Where are you going to school?
TFK 2- College of Charleston
TFK 1-Why? You got into Yale.
TFK 2- Because Charleston has palm trees and it's not like I have to get a real job out of college anyway.
TFK 1- True man. See you in Hyannisport this summer!

by Greek for Life October 23, 2013