Offseason Champion

Team that always makes the right moves during the offseason, yet doesn't win anything once the regular season begins...

The jets keep winning the offseason championship trophy every year, yet when the season starts, they fall apart...

by D. Greenberg April 1, 2010

champion vag

the act of having a vagina recently shaved/waxed into perfection.

Girl #1: Dude, I so have champion vag right now.
Girl #2: I had champion vag last week!

by llamaelephantduck April 28, 2010

Jon Champion

Crazy ass announcer for the English Premier League

Quote by Jon Champion: Given away by Carvalho, here's Rooney... it's a horrible error by the Portuguese!

by TheJrim July 7, 2008

Champion's Tears

When an athlete spills a few tears after competing, regardless of winning or losing, usually football players. They aren't a sore loser or a cry baby. They just care about the game, a lot, and erupt with emotion.

After winning Super Bowl 35, Ray Lewis let out some Champion's Tears in his emotional splendor.

by Beeyoppbopn December 21, 2010

breakfast of champions

Cunnilingus performed in the morning. (So named for the similarity between the labia majora and two strips of bacon.)

I'll have you know, Bertrand, that this morning I partook of the breakfast of champions.

by The only Andrew in San Antonio April 16, 2008

Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.

Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

by Benska December 2, 2003

Champion's road

The most annoying fucking level on Mario 3d World. If you pass it, I will personally give you head

Friend: Fuck you suck at that
Me: Suck a dick its Champion's Road cum wad
Friend: *fucking dies*

by pussy sussy January 31, 2022