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catastrophania

A series of cats making a Catastrophe in different ways
That cat made a very big catastrophania
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catastropharian

Also found as Catastrapharian.

1. Someone who overplays or otherwise overstates negative events. Catastropharians thus create a ‘mountain out of mole hill’ or worse. Such usage also includes the hypochondriac’s reaction to describing a trifling malady such as a hangnail.
2. Someone who invents catastrophes when there are none. This would be akin to Chicken Little’s ‘the sky is falling’ pronouncement upon experiencing rain.

3. Alternately, someone who literally takes a bad situation and turns it into something worse, thereby creating a catastrophe.

“The catastropharian argument is, in a nutshell, that the larger financial obligations of an older population, when spread over a smaller base of younger workers, will create a ruinous fiscal overhang…"

Goldsmith, Jeff. The Long Baby Boom: An Optimistic Vision for a Graying Generation. JHU Press. 2008. p. 35.
According to John Richardson, George W Bush qualified as a catastropharian for his administration’s Middle East policy.

“the great catastropharian ....” John Richardson, 15 Dec 2006,
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fatastrophe

A congregation of over 100 fat people in the same place at the same time, each of which ways over 350lbs/159.1kg.
I'm sorry but I can't go to your weight watchers meeting, I have to go to a fatastrophe later.
by Barrack Binladen April 15, 2010
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Colastrophe

The principle theory of heteroepitaxially-based probabilistic failure that you can't stop, literally and can also be used to describe the visible display of probabilistic (i.e. Internaly motivating factors with excessive patterns) scatter phase of lasers may induce visual artifacting in cognitive reasoning and delay discrete resolution in characterization.
The point where you finally accept the fact that everything's as fucked up as it sounds, and if you gave in now it would be an utter colastrophe cause this shit show ain't gonna get better than this moment right now so embrace it for as long as it lasts and don't stop knowing it's gonna be alright..
by Hell00000 October 25, 2019
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Katastrophe

The second name of a myspace legend. Keeley Katastrophe was born in 1991, in Owatonna, Minnesota. You can find her on www.myspace.com/thatkeeleygirl.
"Omg I was on Keeley Katastrophe's myspace last night. Ugh She is so hot. I want to be just like her. She has so many friends. People love her."
by J.B. Rockafeller March 7, 2008
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cuteastrophe

An event that occurs when something adorable and cute causes an unmentionable catastrophe.
That puppy gave that little girl rabies! What a cuteastrophe!
by macsnuff August 12, 2010
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Catastrophic Hyperplasm

What results when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object.
According to current theory, when the Great Attractor tries the swallow the Great Central Node, it will reduce the entire Universe to Catastrophic Hyperplasm.
by Fearman February 10, 2008
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