Irish carwash

The act of straddling a womans face, while wearing a kilt.
After the St Pat's parade this broad took me home and I gave her an Irish carwash.
by Qball671 November 15, 2009
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One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash

A hand-job done using shampoo, soap, dish detergent, or a similar substitute.

e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a one-eyed cousin in the carwash last night?"
e.g. "Man did you hear how Sami's mom gave me a One-Eyed Cousin in a Carwash last night?"
by ASaad May 22, 2009
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Cambodian CarWash

A popular alternative rock band from Bethesda Maryland. Named after the sex act "Cambodian CarWash".
Man, Cambodian CarWash rocked my shit at that concert last night!
by brolaxin January 11, 2010
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Montana Carwash

Guy gets on top of his partner in the missionary position, but then slides his entire sweaty body across her face, pissing as his junk crosses, wiggling his junk back and forth to simulate an automatic carwash. Finish with a giant fart as the asshole crosses for a blown dry spot-free finish!

(Variation: Reverse Montana Carwash: You get the idea.)
Donald Trump's hair gives the most interesting sensation during a Montana Carwash!
by DonaldTrumpsMerken December 22, 2015
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Icy Carwash

Dragging chilly wet strands of hair against a nipple. Can be plural nipples. Is not limited to any gender.

It may be sexual, annoying, accidental, or simply mischievous.
My girlfriend gave me an icy carwash when she got out of the shower.
by Kale Scarletboer July 04, 2021
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Chocolate Carwash

The act of consuming a chocolate product, such as a brownie or cookies and cream milkshake, and spitting up the saliva-chocolate mixture onto your sexual partner.
Wow, Anabel last night gave me the best chocolate carwash I've had in the past decade!
by brownedout May 27, 2014
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Quincy Carwash

The simultaneous act in which a male is defecating while a female, seated on his lap and facing him, is urinating.
The Mrs. And I l experimented with various forms of intimacy while in Quincy, Ohio , including a moment where they sat facing each other on the toilet, engaging in simultaneous urination and defecation. Making it the Quincy Carwash
by Richard Fitztite May 27, 2025
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