Beefcastle

A MAN. A meatmountain. He gets REAL physical!

Hey little mama, tell your girlfriend to come over here and meet my friend ______. He is a real beefcastle.

by DuckDuckLoose November 18, 2011

chipped beef

The result of a blow job given by someone wearing braces.

When Braces Sally gave Jimmy a BJ, he got chipped beef.

by Susy Zimzel April 24, 2003

Beef Hammer

noun:
An affectionate nickname for the Gravity Hammer in the Halo series.

Look out Michael! That guy is 0 for 10 with the Beef Hammer this match. (Boom!) OUCH...

by haloFan October 9, 2010

italian beef

1. slow-cooked roast beef usually served with peppers or giardinera on italian bread, sometimes dipped in gravy. Has nothing to do with Italy, but very popular in Chicago. Not to be confused with Philly cheese-steak.

2. a complaint or argument offered by an Italian-American.

3. the penis of an Italian-American male. see italian sausage.

1. When I go by my ma's I always get italian beef.

2. My sister-in-law always has some italian beef.

3. I got your italian beef right here.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

The Yellin Beef Claw

Originally created to describe a more practical version of an unpopular sexual manuever called the "New Jersey Hook". The Yellin Beef Claw has several improvements over its uncomfortable and impractical predecessor. It's application is described as follows: First, the thumb is lubricated and inserted full length into the woman's anal tract during "doggie-style" sex. The meat of the hand is then wrapped around the ass cheek and, once a firm grip has been established, the full strength of the upper extremity can be used to pull the woman's body back and forth on the man's penis. Two hands may be used as well for added effect (AKA The Double YBC or The Shotgun Formation).

I gave her the Yellin Beef Claw last night and she loved it!!

by Peter DiGiovanni July 26, 2004

Swiss colony beef log

what christmas is all about.

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!

by symple jack April 1, 2009

Beef House

Initially a play on the word "beach house", during the housing market crash, middle aged bachelors began pooling their resources to buy or rent high end luxury beach houses in Florida and California. Later, it became a term applied to any house being rented or lived in by multiple bachelors

I hear Dave just moved into that nice beach house with three of his old war buddies.

With that many single guys living there it is more like a beef house than a beach house

by jackburton420 April 15, 2020