A humongous dildo. A dildo needs to be at least 4" thick and 12" long to be considered a "Tyler Burke."
Typically a Tyler Burke has to be custom made, very few Burkes are purchasable from a pre-manufactured supply.
Typically a Tyler Burke has to be custom made, very few Burkes are purchasable from a pre-manufactured supply.
by Honkyhonky July 23, 2014

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by tjcouch November 2, 2017

Person 1: Xerxes Burke has just been voted fattest ass of the year
Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
Person 2: All the girls be jelly fr fr
by ILovePussys April 5, 2023

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by coolhottie October 17, 2022

Best Fifa player to exist, doesn’t even need to try, can play anywhere in football has beat Neymar in panna matches before could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials
by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021
