The Kobe Bryant

After you rape multiple people

(men woman or children)

As punishment for your crimes you be Is forced to have your scrotum attached using strong rope That will be attached to a helicopter

There will also be rope attached to your body to hold you uo while they fly above .
Moments after then they will rip off The body rope and let you hang by your junk

Then they would proceed to plummet to the ground killing you with the Initial impact

You hear about the sentence they gave Keenan?.

Yeah the kobe Bryant sentence was pretty brutal... I'm glad they dealt with him tho.

by ANAL Bible thumping December 27, 2021

Kobe Bryant

A talented, horny, very rich basketball player that easily escapes conviction because he lives in the land where the government favors the rich: The Good Ole USA!

Hey, Kobe's a baller and can't keep it in the pants, but he's got money, so whatev.

by Davimus September 20, 2005

The K. Bryant

Bending a chick over the back of a chair and fucking her doggy style with your hands around her neck then without notice, you shove your dick up her asshole; it's asshole rape, as performed by Kobe Bryant. Also known as #24, Number 24, The Bryant & The KB

Kobe Bryant should be receiving The K. Bryant in prison!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

kobe bryant

-wanna be mj
-very full of himslef
-very overrated in the looks department
-not very nice
-scale of 1-10 when it comes to his skills, 9

kobe is a good liar, we all know he di it

by yankeesrule May 13, 2005

O'Bryant

an exam school that's not really an exam school in Boston, MA

all the cool kids go there.

kid 1: i got into boston latin!
kid 2: yeah, well i got into o'bryant bitch!
kid 1: oh shit! youre so hardcore!
kid 2: yeah, i know

by kimmmmmmy June 26, 2008

Kobe Bryant

(Koh-Bee Bry-ent) N. 1) Italian raised NBA star who skipped college for the NBA. 2) The inability to reach the top shelf without having the help of someone tall. 3) The act of paying a white girl to let you smack her with your penis for the sake of having a fake trial in order to earn yourself street cred. 4) The second release during defecation where a smaller turd lands on a much larger turd and seems to cling onto it until they both go down the drain. 5)The act of comparing a new rookie to Micheal Jordan without seeing him play a single game (see also Overated Fucks, L. James, C. Anthony, P. Hardaway and Media Whores). 6) A large gaudy peice of jewelry given in order to save your relationship. 7) A skinny African American that if hit by a car and killed today would have had zero lasting impact on the NBA. 8) The feeling a DA gets when his victim drops all charges.

1) Kobe Bryant went 5 for 32 yesterday. He's freakin' good!
2) I'd like some of those cookies up there but I'm afraid I'm all Kobe Bryant right now since my assistant went to florida.
3) Kobe Bryant couldn't get a good shoe deal so he ironically had a rape trial in colorado as a sad attempt to win the hearts of what is now the Drug dealer - Thug - Gangster - Scum of the earth - demographic of the NBA.
4) I had 6 bowls of rice crispys and the next day I took the biggest crap I've ever taken. Then this little poop fell out and landed on the big one almost Kobe Bryant style. It was funny watching it swirl around down the drain until I had to use some Tim Duncan to clean everything up and bring back a certain repectability to the bowl.
5) That guy is the next Micheal Jordan! No he isn't he's over rated and is nothing more than hype and the next Kobe Bryant.
6) Dude that rock is so big it looks fake. Yeah I've gotta go Kobe Bryant in order to get Tina back after fucking her fat cousin at her sisters wedding last week.
7) Did you here Kobe Bryant just got hit by a bus? So?
8) She won't press charges? Uhggg, I feel like I've got a bad case of the Kobe Bryant.

by sirisaachillary October 3, 2005

lane bryant

a place for old fat chicks to get their clothes

fat chick: i need to get some clothes
fat chick #2: let's go to Lane Bryant!

by Animefan August 29, 2006