Usually the gayest person in your school or state. He's the type of person who would play ball tag with you with not an actual ball. He would grab your balls, and that's his version of ball tag. He tries to act straight to his friends to act cool. A big secret of his is that he has is that he only has a half an incher

Wow that kids got a small dick he must be a braden

braden by Braden K May 4, 2018

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Braden

A synonym for the word faggoteer or just being a little bitch in general
they actually punch their meat when fapping because there that stupid

Hey bro your being a total Braden right now

Braden by TheWeirdOneOut February 16, 2018

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Braden

A dumbass and is a sped

Do you know Braden?
Yeah, he’s a sped and a dumbass

Braden by McKenna Brady October 23, 2018

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eats subway all the time. his snapchat is pretty much a subway sponsor. he’s always a bitch. he thinks he’s cool but he really isn’t.

girl: guess who I saw at subway AGAIN
boy: let me guess. BRADEN🙄

braden by i don’t fucking like braden November 7, 2018

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