the door swings both ways

It works both ways - and not just the way that the person you are saying this to is describing it.

Student: "You should respect my rights, you know"

Teacher: "And you should show me some respect, if you want that. The door swings both ways."

by MichaelToTheJ June 26, 2008

i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

a terrifying insult, only chosen ones can use it

Dude, i hope both sides of your pillows are warm

by Krenarc October 7, 2021

both

The wonderful state of being high and drunk simultaneously. After you try both, there's no other way to be.

This party won't be fun unless I'm utterly annihilated. Time to get both.

by Bob Shilaski October 9, 2010

why bother?

the eternal question.

I was feeling a bit 'existential-ish', and I said to him, "why bother?" He replied, "we're having takeout pizza tonight".

by you'llbegladyoubothered January 13, 2010

Puking out both ends

Shitting and puking at the same time.

Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

Botham

Botham... To have a grudge with someone

as in "what's your beef?" "what's your beefy botham?" "WHAT IS YOUR BOTHAM?!"

by tomjbath January 12, 2009

Have it both ways

Achieve two mutually exclusive objectives at the same time, especially in a selfish manner.

Reneé wants to have it both ways—by having her boyfriend to live with her. It involves paying on all her bills (instead of their bills) and pay child support on their daughters.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2004