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Boomer killer

Another word for coronavirus. Old ass niggas die from this virus. These specimens have the weakest immune system I have ever seen.
Oh shit grandpa got the boomer killer. He shouldve never went to Wuhan.
by Bigoscarkong March 17, 2020
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Boomer Bitcoin

A particular weird type of assert that obsesses people of a particular generation. Enthusiasts of this investment evangelically promote it to other people to pump up the value of their portfolio, but it is a risky game for newcomers. The total supply of the asset is fixed. There is no chance that newcomers can buy at the crazy cheap prices of the earlier generation. If you buy in now, you will need to concentrate your savings in highly leveraged and risky investment. But you mention this fact to the enthusiast and they simply continue to boomersplain it to you. Yes, we are talking about *real estate*.
You young people think the crypto crash is new and exciting. But we have been crashing the real estate market for decades. You could say that mortgages are boomer bitcoin.

— My uncle just bought a second holiday house in Thailand and his kids are paying him rent on the family home.
— I know right? He’s going to HODL that boomer bitcoin.
— Yeah bro! And he keeps on trying to get me to invest in these weird mortgages I haven’t even heard of and can’t afford.
— Don’t worry, we’ll get property one day I guess, if we can get to the moon

— Oh man aunt Joanne wants me to invest in a condominium with her.
— Bro! Steer clear of that boomer bitcoin.
by Autocatfishing April 13, 2023
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Super bombero

dude i just ate a super bombero and shit out a house
by sefrge1 March 27, 2008
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goiter bomber

morbidly misshapen individiual.
by goiterbomber June 25, 2012
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Kevy Boomer

He is a five year old lol with a 13 year old body haha he is a boomer tho gotteem lmfaoooo
Person: Hi

Kevy Boomer: lolol poo poo pee
by Kevy Boomer October 20, 2020
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Douche Stealth Bomber

A person who unexpectedly becomes a douche.
A person who suprises you so much by their douchyness that it seems like a sneak attack.
My ex is a total douche stealth bomber - what an asshat for him to be cheating on me for 2 years!
by jenskank March 22, 2009
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Boomer

A boomer is a person over the age of 55. It is usually associated with tik tok/Facebook memes of people using the phrase ‘ok boomer’ it is used to make fun of or sarcastically target the older generation.
Old person: ‘kids are always on technology these days, they don’t know what is going on in the world, they are destroying it’

Child: Ok boomer!
by Definition_Dealer November 1, 2019
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