"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky January 12, 2009

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Bobcat

A punk who goes to or graduated from Ohio University and their culture stands for and runs on hate, cliquey student clubs, rejection, ghosting, underage drinking and partying, frats, and fake inclusion slogans. Claims and tries to portray themselves as liberal to hide their fascist beliefs

You don’t want to be a bobcat, it’s frowned upon in the real world. That guy is a bobcat, you don’t want to be his friend

by Dog_Shit May 18, 2025

bobcat

A much-older version of a cougar or jaguar. While a cougar is a 40-something who wears outrageous clothing and makeup and preys on younger men (and a jaguar is in her 50s-60s), a bobcat is in her 70s to 90s.

If her bf was any younger, Elizabeth Taylor would be a total bobcat.

by ILoveSamNDean February 4, 2009

Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.

Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")

by TimJongUn May 10, 2016

Bobcat Pavejob

Bobcat Pavejob refers to a cruel form of punishment given to pedophiles. It’s where their flaccid penis is stretched (painfully) onto wet concert by an actual Bobcat and held there until the concrete solidifies. They’re also given nothing to eat or drink.

That yucky pedo was given the ultimate punishment. The Bobcat Pavejob. Should scare the others

by Hck94 April 27, 2025

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty May 17, 2018