"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "

Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.

by Gernansky February 14, 2008

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic July 16, 2008

Bobcat

The prey of female cougars.

Nick Canon is Mariah Carey's bobcat.

by Stegosarus With Wings October 07, 2009

Bobcat

An older woman who wants to be a cougar, but is nowhere near attractive enough.

Bob: Did you see that bobcat hitting on Tony?

Jake: Yeah, I can't believe she thinks she looks that good with all those wrinkles.

by Mortious Krayle May 19, 2010

Bobcat

A animal that is creepy when it is mounted

Dang that bobcats creepy.

by Anawesomegirl March 12, 2015

Bobcat

A cougar that used to be a man.

She's got and older. A Bobcat I hear. Go for it.

by Zen Mutty March 29, 2018

Bobcat

A retarded kid that always bitches and buys friendship with money or candy. Their name means little bitch.

Man that kid, bobcat is a fag

by Bobcat gary January 07, 2019