blue balls

what Papa Smurf always has

Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.

by Black Wolf December 28, 2005

blue balls

a lame excuse guys use to get girls in the sack
pain felt when a dude is left unfinished

Man my blue balls just wont quit you

by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 25, 2003

Conversation Blue Balls

When a man engages a woman in an extremely suggestive conversation, that she ends abruptly just as he thinks he is about to “close the deal.” Could possibly result in injury to the man in extreme cases.

Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?

Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.

by Trayvon July 17, 2009

Blue Balls

The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.

Me- "MOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN!!!"
Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."

by Capn Ben December 28, 2005

blue balls

What a tease considers as her trophey

what i LOVE to give my boyfriend (dont worry, i eventually relieve him, i just like to claim my trophy first

I'm known as a tease. I like to get a guy so goin then just stop and they get blue balls. SCORE!! another point for Beka

by BeKa February 3, 2005

Youtube Blue Balls

When you are excited and have just sent your friend a great video and awaiting their online laughter, and they have already scene it.

You: Hey check this out it's this guy dressed up as an elderly woman talking about all these crazy muffins.

Friend: Dude, I saw that two years ago.

You: Man, now I have total youtube blue balls.

by maarryytt March 17, 2008

Terminal Blue Balls

What happens when the TSA finishes their screening process a little too soon and send you on your way.

Billy was getting deep cavity searched by the TSA but they sent him along with Terminal Blue Balls.

by Studpuffin March 23, 2011