The act of giving a man oral sex. This act should ALWAYS be reciprocated by going down on the giver of the initial blowjob.
Why? Cause it tastes like shit, it's not fun, very few girls enjoy giving them, and we deserve to be repaid.
Keep a girl happy and she'll be willing to do things like this for you. The happier she is, the more she's probably willing to do.
Why? Cause it tastes like shit, it's not fun, very few girls enjoy giving them, and we deserve to be repaid.
Keep a girl happy and she'll be willing to do things like this for you. The happier she is, the more she's probably willing to do.
Guy: "Holy shit that was an awesome blowjob! Let me get to the point where I can move again, and it'll be your turn."
Girl: "Sounds good to me!"
Girl: "Sounds good to me!"
by lunalise February 17, 2008
Get the blowjobmug. a blowjob is wer u lick a guys cock until t is slippery and wet, then u swirl ur tongue around the head paying special attention to the little bit on the back, whilst swirling ur hand up and down the shaft, gettin faster harder and deeper.Then u take him deep into ur throat and as u cum up swirl around the head, whilst pulling gently and playing with his balls. whilst sucking always lick and contain eye contact.then go harder faster and deeper till he cums, and swallow with a smile. best blowjob ever!
by ???...??? September 15, 2006
Get the blowjobmug. ~verb~
When a woman sucks a man's dick, most likely because he forces her to. The next best thing to sex before you're married. At least for a guy. It's most enjoyable to a man when you deep throat his cock and swallow every last drop of cum. Slowly trail your finger down his shaft and massage his balls gently. You're welcome, you just had sexual education without even wanting it. Oh wait, that's every time you have sexual education. Nevermind.
When a woman sucks a man's dick, most likely because he forces her to. The next best thing to sex before you're married. At least for a guy. It's most enjoyable to a man when you deep throat his cock and swallow every last drop of cum. Slowly trail your finger down his shaft and massage his balls gently. You're welcome, you just had sexual education without even wanting it. Oh wait, that's every time you have sexual education. Nevermind.
Julia smiled as she walked down the aisle in her beautiful white wedding dress because she knew she had given her last blowjob.
Sex is in the air idiots.
Sex is in the air idiots.
by IdioticBananas April 11, 2015
Get the blowjobmug. by Cless May 30, 2006
Get the blowjobmug. dat bitch wsnt able to say even a single thing when i thursted maah grand cock in her mouth she gave me a gr8 blowjob
by babnash July 14, 2006
Get the blowjobmug. 
To give a blowjob is to suck someone's dick. Good way to get herpes and get labeled "dirty" or "slutty" so not recommended unless you want to go into prostitution, Or you want to try out something new to please your partner (make sure the situation in sanitary for the love of goodness)
"I can't believe Victor gave the math teacher a blowjob to pass the mid term. Gross.
"Mr.Nouvelot is gay !?
" Anyone whith eyes can tell dude. The guy uses sparkly pens I mean come on."
"Mr.Nouvelot is gay !?
" Anyone whith eyes can tell dude. The guy uses sparkly pens I mean come on."
by Aussiewhocanfight March 6, 2018
Get the Blowjobmug.