Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

the quickly gained weight a person gains when they drink too much and too often, usually concentrated to the face, and the belly.. this affects men and women in similar fashion, though It's not really that hot when a girl suffers from a case of booze bloat.
Christina Aguilera claims she weighs 100lbs? Gurl, she ain't stepped on the scale since she came down with that bad case of booze bloat.
by gomer79 March 17, 2011

Richard: "Camila please, I can't eat more, I am bloated like a goat ready for slaughter"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
Camila: "Richard! Can you never go down on me without talking about slaughtering animals?"
by itwasworththis April 6, 2022
