barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

Blew

Now if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

And if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, yeah

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, ah

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

Blew

by WorseThanHitler June 8, 2023

Blew Anon

A loosely organized group of Democrat and Never-Trump Republican voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smolett Hoax, Ukraine Hoax, Covington Kids Hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh Hoax. Its adherents fervently believe, or at least pretend to believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm the Capitol any day now to "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for thousands of National Guard officers stationed there.

- "Did you hear they scrubbed Blue Anon off this website?"

- "Shh. It's Blew Anon."

by GBH56 March 7, 2021

Blew the doors off

To be exceedly better at something than everybody else

She blew the doors off this test.

by JerrysWords May 4, 2025

Blew a goo

The act of killing someone or something with a lot of explosives

Bro, did you see how that guy blew a goo on the news today?

by what th January 24, 2022

You blew it

A statement you say to the Houston Astros when they lose Game 6 of the 2021 World Series.

Hey Houston, YOU BLEW IT!!!

by iHangMyself! November 26, 2021

Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021