Thigh Blaster

The act of bending your erection down and tucking it between your legs, then proceeding to squat up and down with a thrusting motion until ejaculation occurs. Effectively, having sex with your own thighs.

I'll never have to use my hands to masturbate ever again, now that I have mastered the Thigh Blaster.

by Fet Nite April 10, 2012

scrotum blaster

A male orgasm of gigantic proportions; the mother of all ejaculations.

"Oh boy last night with Eileen was a real scrtom blaster."

Or: "Whew, Betty's sister's a scrotum blaster."

by Gary Stutz November 26, 2006

Blaster Ass

When you shit and your ass acts more like a pressure washer than a soft serve ice cream machine.

Ever time I eat taco bell I get a bad case of blaster ass!

by David From Austin September 24, 2007

butter blaster

Used to describe a crappy invention. Usually made by a high school student or an overzealous college grad. Useless in many ways.

Man look at that "butter blaster" that chuck made at the science fair!

The rubik's cube is far from being a butter blaster

Who the hell came up with THIS butter blaster?

by winpie January 26, 2008

Gel Blaster

A sport similar to Airsoft in Australian being banned by every single state due to the lack of brain cells that the Police have.

Police: We are now banning Gel Blasters
Literally everyone: ANGERY SMART NOISES

by Kashot June 15, 2021

Jingle Blaster

noun (adventure time slang)
A jerk

Syn: Real outloud flim flammer

Finn: "I'm gonna be frank here, your son's a real-time jingle blaster."

by you-are-cool September 4, 2021

titty blaster

When a robot lady shower her boobies and then guns come out and shoot you.

DAMN BRUH, look at the titty blasters on her!!!!!!!!!

by BigDick159 December 20, 2017