A big ol' dicked man that usually swings his schlong like a helicopter. He also enjoys porn and milk with cookies. He pimps, not simps, and he is probably jerking off as he types this.
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They have a way about them that pulls people in, Blakelis never fail to amuse
People and really make the world a happier place by being in it.
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