Birthday 

The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends

ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you

*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.

Birthday by You said "chocolate"?) May 22, 2022

Birthday 

A day in which basically you are wished happy birthday and don't get spoken to for the rest of the party. You also get to see people you haven't seen in like...12 and a half years sooooo

It's your birthday john, now fuck off I wanna talk to aunt Margaret

Birthday by Lobsterr June 9, 2022

Birthday 

the day you celebrate being 1 year closer to death.

"Happy Birthday! you're one year closer to your death!"

Birthday by idk what I'm doing here- October 14, 2022

Birthday 

An excuse for the people around you to eat out at a nice restaurant, when all you really want to do is lie on the couch peacefully watching Gilmore Girls. In reality birthdays can be quite stressful and beg the cynical question ---- is this day for you, or for the people around you?

John: I can't believe I'm turning 30 next week.

Ben: Happy early birthday! Let me take you out---there's this new bar that opened up, I've been meaning to try it out.

John: I appreciate it, but honestly, I just want to sit home and watch Gilmore girls.

Ben: 30 is special! You can watch that show any other day. Turning 30 only happens once!

Birthday by MemerMemers October 15, 2022

Birthday 

A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.

My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.

Birthday by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023

Birthday 

The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!

His birthday was the best day every, because upon the day life was made better.

Birthday by ShadowWitch May 20, 2023

Birthday 

No, don't... Don't bitch about your birthday. You didn't invite me. It don't ever get invited to anything... And I only have $30... And "YoU'rE nOt GoInG tO sHoW uP oN mY DoOrStEp!"

Hym "Yeah, hey that's cool. You know, I didn't even get a birthday last year! I did get a Christmas though where I had to sit and listen to my brother's bitch girlfriend undermine my profound accomplishments. It's all she ever does! She just runs her bitch mouth."

Birthday by Hym Iam February 27, 2024