belgian landmines

Undetected dogshit. Poop waiting to attack your shoe.

Watch out! the owner has a dog. Be careful of the Belgian landmines

by real123 July 12, 2006

BELGIAN WAFFLES

The only known cure to prostate cancer.

It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.


GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!

by squadala!! January 15, 2009

belgian burn

The act of lighting your pubic hair AND your partner's pubic hair on fire, then having sex while the fire is burning.

I belgian burned my girl last night. We both have horrible 3rd degree burns now.

by Z.R.P. December 1, 2007

Belgian Double Chocolate Pump

Similiar to a Belgian Chocolate Pump, but with one added pump of delicious chocoloate

Several weeks supply of liquid shit are stored, and kept liquidy via constant stirring

Attaching this shit to a firemans hose the goodness is then pumped out toward the arsehole of th participant, attempting to fire as much of the liquidy shit inside him as possible

Ultimately the nozzle is forced inside the anus while liquid shit is pumped inside

To make it a double pump the nozzle is quickly removed
and liquid shit is then pumped out of the anus onto the face and body of the person with the hose

Jas: Er dude what are you doing with all that stored liquid shit

Rose: I dno man i just thort it wud b cool to keep it around

Jas: man why dont we have a belgian chocolate pump

Rose: fuck that for a game of chinese checkers with a kebab afterwards, why not make it a belgian DOUBLE chocolate pump

Jas: dude you blow my mind

Rose: and you blow my cock

by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009

Belgian Waffle

When a chick is going down on you and you hit her ass with a tennis racket as your busting.

I gave this bitch a Belgian waffle last night.

by abu kadabi May 16, 2006

Belgian Snow Cone

A dude lays on his back while cumming, letting the cum drip down his cock. Chick licks it up.

I gave her a Belgian Snow Cone last night and she lapped it up.

by FreddyPhreakizoid November 18, 2011

Belgian Latte

1. An anal 'cream pie' - when a man ejaculates into his partner's anus, and the resulting load drips down.

'That's a nice belgian latte I just made you there, honey'

by bx83 February 6, 2013