Battlefield Zombies

A game that should be made, but EA is too scared to make such a masterpiece.

Me: "EA, please give us Battlefield Zombies."

EA: "Nah, just wait another 80 years."

by Goofy Goober Boi February 26, 2020

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battlefield middle school

the other definition was old but a school in spotsylvania va with only three bathrooms its hard to skip

what school do you go to?
battlefield middle school.
oh ew.

by gaya$$b!t€h March 30, 2022

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People who only play battlefield and "bitch" or give a drawn out speech to anyone for playing call of duty purely out of a dislike for any game they are not good at. They cannot handle confrontation of any evidence of Call of Duty being better than battlefield and will do everything they can to avoid it. They may even resort to calling all others who dont think battlefield is better "call of duty dick riders" even when they are "riding battlefields dick" or thinking with an equally or if not more biassed point of veiw themselves. Seemingly obsessed with thier hatred of the call of duty series they will even insult someone who refuses to take an opinion of what is their favorite game out of call of duty or battlefield because they have never played it.

Biassed battlefield bitch: So which do you think is better?

Me: I dont kno... i kinda like both series but i cant say for sure until ive played both.

Biassed battlefield bitch: Well you are just a call of duty dick rider! That game is for kids!

Me: Dude im just trying to keep an open mind about it. I mean it really depends on a personal taste, but you dont have to force your own opinion on me!

by Mike Hunt Pain November 17, 2011

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I'm gonna go play Battlefield

slang for "I'm going to have copious amounts of gay sex"

Person 1: I'm gonna go play Battlefield.
Person 2: Ok, have fun.

by fuzzbanks April 5, 2023

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battlefield 2

In the beginning there was Battlefield 1942, which was an innovation in game design and gameplay, then there was Vietnam, which didn't change much but had variation between teams, in terms of firepower and vehicles. Sadly, then there was Battlefield 2 which is, a game that defies logic. Set at least 30 to 40 years after the last game, Vietnam, most infantry-based weapons have somehow devolved to do less damage, have higher recoil, and worse yet, have about as much accuracy as drunk man pissing off a skyscraper, with the intention of urinating on the moon. Almost as bad, is the fact that the weapons for the different armies all do the exact same thing, ie; same accuracy, rate-of-fire, amount of damage so that you feel more like and your foe are fighting with same weapon, except with a different skin, with only a few exceptions (sniper rifle and autoshotgun for the Middle East army). Similarly, the armies themselves (Islam fundamentalists, American Warmongeres and the Human Rights denier, the Chinese)are damn-near identical in appearance, and visual distinction between the three is usually dependent on placing the cross hair on every person on screen to see what colour their Profile-name is. Aircraft are somewhat harder to control, what with helicopter controls being inverted to the last game, there are no more ammo dumps and health depos, making players depend on support members instead of being self-suficient. This forces people to play as either the medic or support, which is the shits because their weapons are inaccurate and do little damage... just like the rest in the game. There is a noticeable lack of bots in multiplayer, which is a huge handicap in lan games where you could spend half an hour running around gigantic maps and never see anyone. Fans of the older BF games tend to avoid this and it's even worse follow-up: Battlefield 2142.

Random ea fanboy: "Want to play Battlefield 2?"
Me:"No"

by N00bKannon May 20, 2008

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