Baseball

Guys making out. In short, the great American pass-time.

Why do girls love watching baseball so much?

by pelly jay October 2, 2011

Baseball

a game for faggots that can't play other sports so they play baseball because it doesn't require any athleticism.

Jayden: I'm off to baseball practice
Solomon: You play baseball? Faggot
Jayden: What do you mean? Baseballs the best sport ever
Solomon: You know what shut the fuck up and get out of my sight you bat swinging cunt

by Im.Not.Gay May 30, 2019

baseball

A game which has a world series only involving American teams since no one else plays it. Quite similar to rounders as played by school girls around Britain and just as boring to watch as cricket.

Baseball world series - there is no world outside the US

by P..B.. January 12, 2006

baseball

A sport for people that cannot play lacrosse.

guy 1: dude play lacrosse this year
guy 2: no im a fag i play baseball.

by tommyteabags March 30, 2008

Baseball

A sport designed to entertain the less mentally able persons

Every noticed that only old fat rednecks play baseball? Other real sports only the youngs play it.

by Yak Fu May 22, 2005

baseball

The most

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sport in the world watched by fat

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American losers who have extremely

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lives!!!

Baseball is shit!

Football(as in soccer for all you American pigs) is the greatest sport in the world!!!

Manchester United are the greatest football(as in soccer you yanks) team in the world!!!

by rambo April 14, 2005

Baseball

An activity, not sport, in which rednecks (normally inbreds) use a wooden bat to hit a ball and run around in a square, stopping in 30 yard intervals because they are not physically capable of running farther than 30 yards without having cardiac arrest.

Jim plays baseball because he doesnt have the mental capacity to play any other sport.

by Mister_Fister82 May 15, 2016