Barnacle-head

An insult used mostly by Squidward Tentacles. It's derived from the phrase, Barnacles.
Usage:
- Plankton!
- Opposite Day
- SB-129
- Dying for Pie
- Shanghaied
- Club SpongeBob
- Just One Bite
- Doing Time
-Mid-Life Crustacean
- Patrick SmartPants
- You Don't Know Sponge
- SpongeBob: Battle For Bikini Bottom (Rehydrated)

Squidward: "Here you go sir, a king-sized ultra Krabby Supreme with the works. Double-battered, fried (puts stick on it) On a stick."
Fish: "Thanks!"
Squidward: "Barnacle-head."
Fish: "Pardon me?"
Squidward: "You forgot your mayonnaise."
Fish: "Thanks!"

by Luke the Blockhead January 22, 2023

barnacle brothers

Sailors that have caught herpes from the same hooker in port.

"Seaman Angelo and Midshipman Frazier just left Thailand as barnacle brothers."

by Fr3ak5how17 December 19, 2017

tour barnacle

v. to loiter at the edge of a tour group that you are not a part of in order to overhear, for free, the tour guide’s information

n. a person loitering at the edge of a tour group of which they are not a part

Let's tour barnacle that group looking at Michelangelo's David statue, the guide speaks English and I want to know why David's naked.

by Ephemerratic July 30, 2012

Barnacle Boi

A name given to a person's nose being so fat that it resembles Barnacle Boy.

Bigman - "what's up lilman, omg ur nose is so fat. You honestly look like barnacle Boi."

Lilman - " I know right, it's so ridiculously fat"

by AminTHE3rd March 31, 2020

scratch the barnacle

A sexual act where one stimulates the Gräfenberg spot (g-spot) of a woman. The bumpy texture of the g-spot and the wetness of the vaginal walls make for the comparison of the g-spot to barnacles.

She was horny so I went over to scratch the barnacle.

by rapidscan September 03, 2015

Hall Barnacles

Those annoying people that make out in the middle of the hallway at school and get really offended if you run into them.

hall barnacles: You did not just run into us!!!
me: Maybe if you could keep it in your pants for five seconds...

by fat kid eating cake May 28, 2009

Car Barnacle

The accumulation of ice build-up that occurs between the tire and wheel well when driving in snowy conditions.

My car barnacles are so big that every time I turn a corner my tires keep grinding against them and make a lot of noise.

by jaywalker02 November 19, 2019