Bowser

A turtle with spikes on its back from the MARIO franchise he is a very evil turtle as he likes grabbing people and dipping them in lava so their legs can fall off.

OH NO BOWSER HAS GOT ME! WAIT A MINUTE I HAVE NO LEGS I HAVE NO LEGS HE BURNED THEM OF AND THEN ATE ME! (Noises....) MARIO TO THE RESCUE (Mario dies)

by Mr.Alpha1 January 12, 2017

Bowser

Great, mighty king of guys who talk to posters.

"Lord Bowser, remember your blood pressure!"

by OddHappenings December 5, 2019

Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.

He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.

by Gleenoid May 18, 2020

Bowser

People that look like their dogs.

Hey, that guy is a bowser

by Wrath is gay August 5, 2020

So long, Kinga Bowser!

mario says “So long, Kinga Bowser!” When he throws bowser in the original super mario 64

So long, Kinga Bowser!

by PlotagonRocks September 21, 2020

bowseritis

A most deadly virus first shown from the Nintendo DS game, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Bowseritis (or the Bowser Virus) are suppose to infect a person to the others causing them to transform into a Koopaling species (depending on their ages, sizes, etc.) or becoming an original character with the exact same reference as Bowser.

Doctor: "Yes... Do I see it? I do. And it emerge? It did. A most deadly virus that will surely spell your doom... It is...called..."
*Bowser's face shows up in the crystal ball*
Doctor: "BOWSERITIS!"
Bowser (in the crystal ball): "MWAHAHA!"
Bowser (from behind them): "Somebody page me?"

by PlucktheDragon January 26, 2023

Bowser Oil

Many think that Bowser Oil® is drilled and extracted from the lands of the Mushroom Kingdom, but very few know that it actually seeps from the plentiful jowls of Bowser himself! His juices help many aspiring jowl artists grow their pathetic, deflated, disgraceful, jowls into mighty, plump, and radiant jowls.

Kid: Mommy, your jowls are just so robust and radiant. Will be jowls ever grow to become that powerful?

Mom: My child, with enough hard work, strength, and Bowser Oil®, your jowls could one day be as mighty as mine!

by JowlMaster April 17, 2023