An EMT that has no plans or aspirations to move up or improve on themselves. Typically (not always) middle aged or older.
This usually comes along with trying to take charge when not needed, even though many people are above them. Largely insufferable to work with
This usually comes along with trying to take charge when not needed, even though many people are above them. Largely insufferable to work with
Person 1: Is that person a medic that was telling me how to bag that patient?
Persin 2: Oh no don't worry, that's just a BLS slug. They aren't going anywhere.
Persin 2: Oh no don't worry, that's just a BLS slug. They aren't going anywhere.
by Happy squirrel December 04, 2024
Abbreviation for Black Label Society (a.k.a. The greatest band out there )who's front man is Zakk Wylde (a.k.a. The Guitar G.O.A.T.), who is bes known for playing Lead Guitar for OzzY.
by HoldenKochenbahls February 24, 2024
by KH504 April 14, 2023
A Facebook status someone posts that is a blatant lie in a feeble attempt to get likes
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
Closely related to the BLT (blatant lying tweet)
These are all examples of a Blatant Lying Status (BLS)
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
'Just went to McDonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I'm now sat here with a milkshake, a chicken nugget happy meal, 2 large cokes, 1 deli of the day, 1 large quarter pounder meal and 2 McFlurrys'
'Sat in the bath daydreming and I thought my bath detached from the wall and started moving like I was on a boat. Think I'm still pissed'
'Lightening just flashed through our window and me and Daryll thought someone was taking a picture with a flash it was that bright'
by Yournigga January 03, 2014
What happens when the male ( typically an EMT) counterpart of a couple ejaculates during coitus. Alternatively, the female EMT can orgasm, thus utilizing this terminology in a different manner.
Soooo… Hank and I were fucking the other night on shift, and he gave me a BLS discharge all over.
Hank was inside me after out shift, and he was pounding me so hard that he made me do a BLS discharge
Hank was inside me after out shift, and he was pounding me so hard that he made me do a BLS discharge
by Namasty58 October 02, 2022
by Gabbyskip March 07, 2024