by Aywisss July 28, 2019
Get the Bissed mug.A complete, unprovoked meltdown (usually profane) on a reporter or other individual on while in front of a camera.
A reference to Buzz Bissinger's meltdown on Deadspin Founder on Costas Now.
A reference to Buzz Bissinger's meltdown on Deadspin Founder on Costas Now.
by KingWank April 2, 2009
Get the Bissinger Moment mug.The Bissip is a lonely person, lacking in any real social skills and barely leads a real life of their own.
Usually, they live either with several cats, or are still with their parents even though they're in their mid-late 50's.
They tend to sit at home all day eating crisps and watching things like Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake on TV.
They leave the house only occasionally, usually for more crisps and more biscuits, sugar and milk for their tea.
While out they sometimes frequent a café where they talk about Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake with other Bissips.
More than often, the conversation turns to real people that they've never actually met, but they heard about in the street from another Bissip. It's usually about a friend's friend's cousin who knows a guy who's related to someone who lives miles away.
They then Budgie Talk and Cluck about this unknown person for an hour, getting nowhere except for communal 'tutting'.
They often don't realise that this train of conversation is rude, abrasive and impolite.
If anyone mentions that they are being rude or impolite, they turn the conversation to how rude that person is for saying so.
They then decide to go home on the bus so they can watch Live From Studio Five, Eastenders, Casualty, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and reality TV that stars various Z-list celebrities.
Bissip: Made up of Biddy and Gossip.
Usually, they live either with several cats, or are still with their parents even though they're in their mid-late 50's.
They tend to sit at home all day eating crisps and watching things like Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake on TV.
They leave the house only occasionally, usually for more crisps and more biscuits, sugar and milk for their tea.
While out they sometimes frequent a café where they talk about Jeremy Kyle, Loose Women, Judge Judy, The Wright Stuff, Jerry Springer & Ricki Lake with other Bissips.
More than often, the conversation turns to real people that they've never actually met, but they heard about in the street from another Bissip. It's usually about a friend's friend's cousin who knows a guy who's related to someone who lives miles away.
They then Budgie Talk and Cluck about this unknown person for an hour, getting nowhere except for communal 'tutting'.
They often don't realise that this train of conversation is rude, abrasive and impolite.
If anyone mentions that they are being rude or impolite, they turn the conversation to how rude that person is for saying so.
They then decide to go home on the bus so they can watch Live From Studio Five, Eastenders, Casualty, Coronation Street, Emmerdale and reality TV that stars various Z-list celebrities.
Bissip: Made up of Biddy and Gossip.
by The Rodent July 5, 2010
Get the Bissip mug.1. (n) a bitch with issues. can be applied to both males, females and anything else in between.
1a. one allergic to bissue's typically catch a sudden reaction when encountered
1b. sudden reaction can also become violent till tha broad excuses herself
1a. one allergic to bissue's typically catch a sudden reaction when encountered
1b. sudden reaction can also become violent till tha broad excuses herself
1. in the club satudray night, i approached her with plenty confidence, tapped her on the shoulder, spit out a few lines, then asked, "so whats your name..." only to hear her response back with "...why would i give you my name? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" brush the dirt off ya shoulda and walk away, playa.. it's plain to see.. she's a bissue.
1a.
playa: yo dawg who's that broad standin' next to you yappin' out tha mouth bout you bein' da baby daddy of all 4 of them kidz?
mack: you mean..::lookin over his shoulder at the broad::..this thing? yo she a.. a.. a.. ::sneezing:: BISSUE.
1b.
tanya: playa i need you to do me a favor :-D
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: im so sorry bout.. :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: see what had happened was... :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: playa listen to me! :-\
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: fine i don't like yo azz no way.. :-(
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
::tanya excuses herself while sobbin to her other bissue friends:: :'(
1a.
playa: yo dawg who's that broad standin' next to you yappin' out tha mouth bout you bein' da baby daddy of all 4 of them kidz?
mack: you mean..::lookin over his shoulder at the broad::..this thing? yo she a.. a.. a.. ::sneezing:: BISSUE.
1b.
tanya: playa i need you to do me a favor :-D
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: im so sorry bout.. :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: see what had happened was... :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: playa listen to me! :-\
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: fine i don't like yo azz no way.. :-(
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
::tanya excuses herself while sobbin to her other bissue friends:: :'(
by xeus January 30, 2005
Get the bissue mug.A Northern Virginia slang term that can be used to describe anything and anyone, interpretation is defined by the context of the situation. Often used as a situational expression. Pronounced like missile with a b...
Friend 1 throws a ball into the groin of friend 2. Friend 2 exclaims "Bissle!" to express the feeling of his testicles.
Friend 1 wins the lottery and tells friend 2 about it. Both exclaim "Bissle!" while possibly high-fiving each other.
Friend 1 sees Friend 2 eat that last of his almonds and exclaims "You're a bissle!"
You get the idea, just well "bissle" when you feel the situation is appropriate...
Friend 1 wins the lottery and tells friend 2 about it. Both exclaim "Bissle!" while possibly high-fiving each other.
Friend 1 sees Friend 2 eat that last of his almonds and exclaims "You're a bissle!"
You get the idea, just well "bissle" when you feel the situation is appropriate...
by osistlk January 31, 2008
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