Batemode

Extremely retarded

Yo I’m going Batemode (proceeds to make retarded decision)

by WormyGermy August 18, 2019

baltimorese

a bunch of words that sound like gibberish but are really twisted words

barber: can i speak baltimorese on em rq?
client: sure
barber: he said he going down alanabatangs and he needed to come get maniggalated fuhwitmanigga asuhutin lemenuhit

by ChiefKeefsDraco July 7, 2021

Convo-bation

When a person engages in a self gratifying debate, conversation or argument to merely hear themselves talk regardless of the other person's input, responses or replies.

Once Joe started convo-bating about politics, I just zoned out!
Listening to the convo-bation in the hall was rather disturbing, I could hear the pleasure in his voice as he ranted about nothing.

by fortheluvofpete2 May 17, 2010

Lord Baltimore

A Lord Baltimore is something that happens to your car when you leave it parked in Baltimore. The act invloves someone breaking into your vehicle for the purpose of taking a gruesome shit inside of it. The shit is usually atypical and has either massive coiler or extreme diarrhea properties. The classic Lord Baltimore has the perpetrator taking a shit on one side of your back seat and then using the other side as a place to wipe his ass. The use of the seat itself as toilet paper can be traced to the fact that no one can leave anything of value in a vehicle street-parked in Baltimore due to theft concerns. Note that sometimes the one who performs the Lord Baltimore will use the quiet seclusion of your parked car to inject needle drugs, typically heroin, and will leave his dirty works along with the shit and broken glass in your backseat. The totally unique feature of the Lord Baltimore is that no valuables inside of your car will be removed. No one has ever been arrested for doing a Lord Baltimore although it seems to happen quite frequently, particularly during the winter months. The history of the Lord Baltimore can be traced to Cecilius Calvert himself taking a terrific shit in a carriage that belonged to Oliver Cromwell. Proud Baltimoreans consider being Lord Baltimored one of the best things about their city, and routinely mention the custom's importance in shaping the modern city's identity.

I'm really glad the person who Lord Baltimored us last night didn't take our GPS.

Every time we get Lord Baltimored it makes me sad for those loser suburbanites who don't get all the benefits of living in this cool city.

When I checked the CarFax report it said your Prius was Lord Baltimored twice in 2008.

I got Lord Baltimored last night and I didn't get a chance to clean it up before picking you guys up. Pardon the mess back there. Just push it to the side.

by Cecilius Calvert November 27, 2011

Batman

The damn straight best super hero ever.

Wow, he is so cool, but not as cool as Batman.

by imavettin2 January 24, 2011

Basim

Basim is a nice and sweet person. He is an athletic and all around star. He is very popular and seems to always try to keep the peace even with people he doesn't like. He makes the perfect boyrfriend. His smile is a gift from god. All love him because he is just a lovable person. He cares for others and is always found doing good deeds. He will live up to high standards and will be somebody. He always sees the good in people even when they're bad overcomes that. He is a handsome and intelligent man.

Basim the all great and worthy.

by Simmy December 1, 2016

Batman parking

When you can pull your car through to the opposite space in a parking lot so you don't have to back out to leave (because you never see the Bat Mobile go in reverse).

"Yes! Pulling out will be so easy, I got batman parking."

by themindtaker April 13, 2005