Bando Durante

Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.

Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.

His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.

I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!

O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!

by BandoTheAmazingSeer/LeaderOfMO April 5, 2025

Mista Bando

A work colleague that acts sloth-like. Very slow movement. A high break to production ratio; more breaks, little production.

He's mista bando right now.

Mista bando do some moldings buddy.

by mista bando May 2, 2025

Bando

Slur for band kids

"Screw you ya bando"

by PJSans March 15, 2024

Bando Baby

A bando baby is a young kid raised in a rough environment, specifically the bando/trap. Maybe his parents were trappers/gang members, siblings or other family members. So since a young age they’ve been around that environment so usually start “acting upon it” at a very young age as well

“Dre been selling crack since he was 9, he a bando baby”

“Marcus a bando baby, but he ain’t had no other choice his whole family thuggin”

by Slxng Bxng December 26, 2025