Bagel

Skinny white boy that loves to cream in crab game, he is also extremely racist

Hey see that fucker bagel over there?
Yeah he gon go get some newports

by Number1KazzaFan May 16, 2023

Bagel

Someone who is watching porn but says they are looking at bagels

“What are you watching there?”
“Bagels”

by Bob90684 October 11, 2023

Bagel

When a Jewish person looks for other Jewish people in a public space or guesses who is Jewish.

We're only .05% of the world population, but when I bageled at JFK airport, it was more like 25% Jewish people.

by Phil-osoraptor February 1, 2024

Bagel

Term for a “basic bitch” white and generic with no flavor.

That girl is such a bagel

by Sassafras-tastic January 13, 2024

Bagel

Endearing term for an individual that displays an extra chromosome whether it is by aspect or behavior

My friends baby is a bagel, he's so cute and has an amazing sense of humor!

by Aiolos May 21, 2024

bagel

Piece of bread shot with a gun

I like shooting bread to make bagel(s)

by RGB_CATT March 8, 2026

Bagel

What you say after you trick your friend into looking over there.

guy1: hi guy2
guy2: look over there
guy1: huh
guy2: BAGEL
guy1: kill yourself

by BrainNourishment October 23, 2025