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tumblr asexual

Also known as Tumblr Ace.

An asexual belonging to the tumblr-founded cult of believing they are special snowflakes for not feeling sexual attraction. Usually cringy, whiny, and annoying.
Might display:

•hatred towards sight of any physical contact (innapropriate or not)
•labeling said contact as "pornographic" sometimes even in the case of children
•cringy puns about cake

•open disgust towards lesbians, •claiming that they can say slurs they cannot
•attempts to force themselves into the LGBT community that they are not apart of
•Fake wokeness
•Transphobia

!!!!!!!!Not to be confused with a normal asexual person who just wants to exist.
Props to you guys.

Individuals who spot one of these tumblr goblins in public are advised to back away slowly.
"i lOvE cAke! wHy SeX wHen yOu cAn eAt Cake!" "Oh no, it's a tumblr asexual!"
by gay witchcraft August 14, 2019
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Asexual kakegurui fans

We just like the storyline and violence. The watching lesbians getting turned on by uno is fuckin weird
Person 1: “your a kakegurui fan? You must be so fuckin horny all the time, me too!”
Person 2: “sorry, I only talk to asexual kakegurui fans”
by Kyon kun January 5, 2021
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asexual

1. Someone who experiences little to no sexual attraction.

2. Someone that can clone themself.
1. p1: Yo I'm asexual
p2: you still wanna fuck?
p1: I want you to fuck off

2: p1: Yo I'm asexual
p2: you still wanna fuck?
p1: *splits into 2* which one of us?
by bundlebee March 7, 2022
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Asexual

People who experience no (or little) sexual attraction to others

The black, gray, white, and purple flag for asexuality was designed to replicate the logo of The Asexual Visibility and Education Network (AVEN). This flag was created by a member of the network in 2010 for a contest on their forum boards.
Person 1; Being Asexual rocks
by LGBTQ+ Definitions May 13, 2022
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Semi-asexual

A person who identifies as asexual but has a active sexual life.
I identify myself as semi-asexual.
by FuckingPussy September 13, 2020
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Asexual

According to the world neither asexuals nor bisexuals are real or are just attention seekers.

A person who normally experiences no sexual attraction to anyone, they can masturbate to release sexual tension but don't do the do with other people.

IT IS NOT THE SAME AS Aromantic! Asexual people can still be romantically attracted to people.
And example is Asexual/Panromantic
person 1: "Oh Hey, I thought I should tell you this, since I trust you.
person 2: "Sure, what's up?"
person 1: "I'm Asexual."
person 2: "That's not a real thong. You just haven't found the right guy yet."
person 1: *Slaps 2* Don't be a person 2
by One special snowflake December 29, 2019
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Asexual Stoner

A male who smokes a lot of weed and shows little to no interest in girls. Some are known to seek random hookups during the summer, but no real relationships.
Joe: Yo dude have u ever seen that kid Dan do anything besides smoke weed, like get some pussy or something?
Guy: Nah bro-seph and the technicolor dreamcoat, hes an asexual stoner.
by geenden69 January 30, 2010
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