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Nikocado Avocado

A round fatass who uploads videos on youtube of him eating 1 million metric tons of junk food. Acts like a 3 year old. Doesn't talk like a normal person and neither acts like one. Has a toxic relationship with his boyfriend. Gets more fat by the day. Strait up embarrasses himself and basically screwing himself over for fame and money. He used to be vegan and a professional violinist but stopped 5 years and and slowly starting to turn into the fatass he is today.
Alex: Have you ever heard of that youtuber Nikocado Avocado
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup
by Funny Definition Writer June 14, 2022
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Apocal

1: A catastrophic takeover, resulting in the apocalypse, particularly referring to zombies.

2: What zombies will do in 2012, leading to the apocalypse.
Some scientists believe that December 12, 2012 will be the day that zombies finally rise from their graves and apocal the world.
by JMO... January 10, 2010
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Apocalcopter

Noun

The occurrence of multiple simultaneous apocalypses.
John: Man, this nuclear fallout sure does suck.

Bill: Yeah, but its not nearly as bad as the zombie outbreak.

John: You're right, get the shotguns and rad suits we have an apocalcopter on our hands.
by Brett Slater November 5, 2010
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ApocaSheen Now

The demise and ultimate doom of Charlie Sheen. In reference to his father’s epic war movie “Apocalypse Now”.
Mary: Looks like Charlie is going through his own Apocalypse Now, make that, ApocaSheen Now.

Sue: Yeh, Rated R for disturbing violent images, language, sexual content and constant drug use.
by Smazkiss March 18, 2011
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Apocalooza

The long-awaited event promoted by the legendary Knights of the Apocalypse. Originally named Apocalypse, the Apocalooza is a more extravagant version of the original concept, which will now feature not only monumental floods, out-of-this-world fire storms, and epic plagues, but also the fantastic financial collapse of civilization and the spectacular demise of moral principles on every level of society. The date of the event hasn't been announced yet but it shouldn't be too far away now.
"Let's have giant pizza."
"What? I thought you were on a diet!"
"Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"I'll have a double shake then."

"What do you wanna be when you grow up, Billy?"
"It doesn't matter. Tomorrow is the Apocalooza."
"Let's vandalize the school then."
by spz! June 25, 2013
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piecemeal apocalypse

A slightly crappy thing that happens to you that makes your day just a bit worse, but signifies a downward spiral to the end of the world.
Person 1: I've had a crappy day. I stubbed my toe, I dropped my ice cream cone and my cat puked on my bed!
Person 2: Piecemeal Apocalypse!
by NikkiDale April 23, 2018
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lesbian apocalypse

lesbian apocalypse is when lesbians follow and support eachother, usually during pride month
lesbian apocalypse: Lesbian Apocalyse is taking over my FYP!
I’m a lesbian so I’m going to participate in the Lesbian Apocalyse
by ian is gay June 3, 2022
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