Samsung assistant "Sam"

A virtual grill unnoficially made by Samsung. Apparently, the internet is slowly shifting from Lady D to Sam

Guy1: eyo my dude, have you heard of Samsung assistant "Sam"? Google it

Guy2: *Googles Sam" DUDE SHE IS EXTREMELY GIGA HOT😳😳😳😳😳😳

by Sebby294 June 3, 2021

Jim Hendersons Assistant

Is a complete and utter Muppet.

Mark is so dumb I tell you he freelances as Jim Hendersons assistant.

by Jim Smith1985 December 15, 2009

Medical Assistant

The women at the front desk in charge of filing charts/scheduling patients at any Dr's office you've ever been too. Far far less responsibilities and educational requirements than a nurse. Often reprimanded by Dr.'s and supervisor's due to their aloof bird like work habits most often due to their foremost concerns of: hair, chewing gum, eating, free Lunch's/Dunkin Donuts from drug reps, eating, reality tv, gawdy clothing, makeup, tabloids, tattoos and eating. Large percentage have train wrecks of personal lives as well, ie out of wedlock children.

Dr: I'm missing Mrs. Smiths' chart again!

Medical Assistant: We by accidentally sent that to another office. We mixed up the charts. I'm on lunch.

Dr: You have to pay more attention this is just as unacceptable as the last 5 times you did this.

Medical Assistant: Why you getting an attitude with me?

or

Patient: What do you mean you can't find my chart? Aren't these things just filed alphabetically?!!

Medical Assistant: I don't like you tone with me, and besides we are very busy here right now please hold. To other MA's: Did anyone see Dancing with the Stars last night?

by mad smart June 29, 2012

assistant

This word says it all. Ass is tant.

I'm a lab assistant.

by hieulai2002 March 19, 2008

Stool Assistant

One who assist's in helping you at sit down at a table.

Bill, you better stay the fuck away from that gay bar. There is a guy in there that wanted to push my stool in.

by JLOH December 15, 2004

recreational assistant

Your household drug merchant.

"My recreational assistant just got some good shit from his mexican cousin, yo!"

by mrs. sippy February 14, 2004

Assistant Janitor

The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.

Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."

Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."

by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014