assholic

a holy ass; holy crap ass; holy mean ass

God, this teacher is so assholic.

by reynneth March 26, 2009

assholic

noun: Someone who repeatedly and compulsively behaves like an asshole
adj.: describing the behavior of aforementioned person

As he raged on for the fifth time that week, she began to realize he had a problem—he was an assholic. And at that moment, she realized she was not to blame for his assholic behavior—the problem was his, not hers.

by Erin Merritt November 11, 2006

assholery

First discovered by an Irish Scholar named Roy Jonas on September 2 2008.

Assholery is the act of being an 'asshole' towards a certain individual.

"You only got the same treatment you dished out first Debo. Telling your clanmates you hope they get banned tends to generate assholery in your direction. Yet you seem surprised and offended. Lay off the rocks, that way your memory might be longer than that of a goldfish."

by shdx October 20, 2008

assholianism

The fine art of being an Asshole. Not just being a punk once or twice, but doing it everytime, all the time. Just because it pisses people off, and pissing people off is fun.

"What a bunch of stuck up pricks! That place is a true temple of Assholianism"

by ender303 January 28, 2014

assholery

The act of asking someone a question that's stereotyping the person they're asking and the person whos being asked the question asks if they're stereotyping them and they just be a big prickhole and say yes.

Girl - hey (fat kid's name) are you dating (disabled girl's name)?

Fat kid - are you saying that because I'm fat?

Girl - yes I am.

Fat kid - the fucking hell's wrong with you!?! That's assholery!

by milla'z boy January 10, 2014

assholify

to make one's innapropriate actions or beliefs more believable by citing scripture.

The Bible says "that the worse curse of a liar is that he believes his own lies," said a preacher to Comedian and Social Commentator, Al Franken, on an airplane. Per Al Franken, this would be the highest form of an "assholification" as that quote is not in the Bible...its just a nice quote. See also assholicity.

by Rev. Dr. Swami Sez December 28, 2005

assholic bitch

Someone that may be drunk and all around a fucking douchebag at the same time.

"Wow this is so cringey, you fucking suck you assholic bitch."

by Baron the Ever so Boomy March 18, 2017