This is an apology to anyone we may have disturbed. Sorry (except for jackavacado because he's a homophobe)
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ah man that boomer apology raped Theresa for 35 minutes about how he has a condition and couldn't help her sort those 3lb boxes in the stock room.
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by Apolonya y'all June 13, 2021
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by BeepBoopMan June 18, 2022
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by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
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This year’s #1 NFL draft pick was missing from society for 30 days, until last Tuesday when he emerged from Our Lady of Miraculous Recovery Treatment Center, bible in hand. Beginning his apology tour, he stepped up to the podium he began to thank those that helped him and was truly sorry for those he hurt during his recent car crash (high on cocaine) with the half-dressed nanny in the passenger seat.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023
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