An ander is the best fiend you could ever have. He is really sensitive, super funny and cool. He has the best sense of humor and doesn’t mind being wierd in front of others. He will always be there for you no matter what, and he’ll always be there to defend you. He cries in front of others, writes songs and poems and isn’t afraid to express his feelings. He is super smart and really good at math, but wastes hit potential by taking too much.
by clout demon March 7, 2019

Ander is that type of kid who hasn't even set foot outside. He thinks life is a simulation and spends too much time on conspiracy forums. Its natural habitats are Discord, Reddit, and occasionally Facebook
Teacher: Ferdinand Magellan was the first to discover that the Earth was flat
Boy: But, isn't it a pyramid
Teacher: No you Ander! Why don't you go touch some grass you sweaty creature.
Boy: But, isn't it a pyramid
Teacher: No you Ander! Why don't you go touch some grass you sweaty creature.
by theawesomedork October 3, 2022

Usually a white male with bright curly hair.
Always smiles and laughs, especially if it is racist jokes
Has a medium sized cock
Likes to cuddle with other guys
Always smiles and laughs, especially if it is racist jokes
Has a medium sized cock
Likes to cuddle with other guys
by Jewbecca69 March 30, 2022

Anders is a leftist who loves equality. He always likes a good debate. Some think he's nice, but he's evil, or so he says himself. Nobody loves Anders. Anders feels lonely in all the time, but he likes to use messenger, then he doesn't feel as lonely. Anders easily makes homework until 3am. He once fell asleep in geografi class for 25 minutes, and his teacher, didn't notice.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders sometimes feels like he can't control his own life, and everything and everyone is against him. He's bad at spelling. He's useless. He can't do shit. He's lazy. He's ugly. He's depressed. He's alone. He's me.
But he has good friends. He met one in 7th. They wrote to each other often, and you know what? They still do. Anders likes to write with his new friend from 7th. He trusts her to the fullest and appreciates her.
Anders is an ugly fuck and he's evil.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
Nobody likes Anders.
Anders is depressed.
My name is Anders.
Anders is a name.
Anders is unlucky.
by depressed duckling October 10, 2018

Also referred to as Boremaskinen, Hammeren, Johnny Bravo. Anders Borring is a name describing few in Danish society that have Dance moves like a orangutan on Coke, and drinks beer like their lives depend on it
by Borr1ng March 27, 2022

Ander is one of the coolest guys you could ever meet! His hair is usually long, fluffy and amazing, he is very smart at physics and math, He also makes the best coffee ever, meeting an Ander is the best thing that can ever happen to you!
Ander is the best teacher ever
by simonblablabla November 22, 2021
