When a douche bag aka dousch bag is approaching yourself and others and you must warn them before the douche gets close enough.
Where is Drew? Oh he's in the dishroom where he belongs. Here he comes, Douche alert!!! Douche alert!!!
by Soda Fountain May 15, 2006
Get the Douche Alertmug. 1. A spoiler alert is where someone gives away the main plot or turning point in a movie, book, show, etc.
2. Something that someone uses to really piss people off.
2. Something that someone uses to really piss people off.
by thatonechickyousawonetime April 27, 2011
Get the Spoiler Alertmug. by StonerBonerDude August 16, 2010
Get the Dude Alertmug. Homeboy #1: "Did you see that hot chick that just walked in?"
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
Homeboy #2: "Yea brah. Boner Alert!"
Homeboy #1: "Word."
by BooMSoN84 April 26, 2011
Get the Boner alertmug. We see the real inception of this term with the creation of the movie, The Goonies which debuted in 1985. This term was coined by the character known as Mouth, and was played by Corey Scott Feldman. The line was simply yelled by Mouth, when the Fratelli's were catching up to The Goonies in the caves.
by Nick Flynn January 25, 2008
Get the jerk alertmug. A Dick Alert is...
1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.
1. A thing someone says to there friends right before a dickhead walks up to them.
2. A new item that goes off when someone is getting raped (fucked in the ass/pussy when they dont wont it to happen) by another male/female in prison.
3. A (silent) alarm (also known as Pig Alert or popo alert) that goes off when cops are pullin up into a meth lab.
4. Someone that woke up from a bad dream (involing a dick) and where very alert from it.
1. Person1: OH SHIT "DICK ALERT"!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!
2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!
3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)
4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
Person2: OH FUCK WE NEED TO RUN BEFORE HE GETS HERE!
Person1: Good idea!
2. Alarm: "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert" "Dick Alert"
Cops: omfg get in there fast and stop the raping!
3. (Silent) Alarm: "DICK ALERT"
Person1: OH FUCK! Everyone fire at the dicks (cops, pigs, or popo)
4. Person1: -awakes fastly after dream- oh shit dick alert!!! i had that dream again!!!!
by Taterbawls January 9, 2010
Get the Dick Alertmug. When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.
Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"
Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"
Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?
Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"
Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"
by ScotteYx February 16, 2013
Get the Cunt Alertmug.