Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.

Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

by Coffee rocks June 9, 2018

I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid

A dumb beach :)

Hey I ain’t gonna say my name but my family calls me stoopid.

by Dummy but no thic 😔 April 28, 2021

Ain’t

INFORMAL
contraction

1. am not; are not; is not.

2. has not; have not.

1. "if it ain’t broke, don't fix it"

2. "they ain’t got nothing to say"

by William Danoven September 29, 2025

If it ain’t snowing I ain’t going

Who ever says this is into white guys or girls

Guy 1: “So, I mean, is vanilla your flavor? Or like what’s up? What’s your type?”

Guy 2: “I mean, you know, if it ain’t snowing I ain’t going you know what I’m saying?”

by Diagnosedwithbald September 7, 2024

Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon

“Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways

by Kharomani June 14, 2022

You ain’t bout that life

Basically saying you aren’t about that thug shit ho and this saying was not originated in dirty Pittsburgh

“Nikerr You ain’t bout that life “ cause he really ain’t built for the streets

by Jewls January 21, 2020

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

by Thinos February 9, 2025