assteroid

An asshole of asteroid or planetoid proportions.

Though not gifted with the ability to articulate his feelings in a socially aceptable way, Larry was able to compensate by behaving like an assteroid and getting his point across quite effectively.

by harry flashman July 13, 2003

assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats January 4, 2008

amsterdam

Where its at. Where I thrive to be. Truley the happiest looking place in the world. sex,drugs,and rock n' roll all thriving and legal.

Fuck. I need to go back to amsterdam, america sucks.

by chaabangg July 12, 2005

ASSteroids

What someone ingests to have an ass disproportionately large in comparison to their upper body.

From the looks of Kim Kardashian's backyard, she must be on some serious ASSteroids.

by Bitchtard Riot Starter November 14, 2011

asstertaste

A foul aftertaste reminiscent of dirty bung-hole.

This diet pop leaves an asstertaste in my mouth!

by Fodderwing July 1, 2005

Amsterdam Spit Monkey

A male or female who masterbates while window shopping for prostitutes in amsterdam.

"That amsterdam spit monkey is outside the window again, we had better close the blinds."

by they2ksurvivor April 12, 2010

asteract

Also called bounding asterisks, it is the cyberpragmatic phenomenon of placing actions between asterisks in text.

Kayla: Hey :)

Jason: Sup? *sits down next to*
Kayla: What does the ** mean?
Jason: I’m asteracting ;)

by Pandiecakes January 24, 2018