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Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
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Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
Sharon: Man, Jessica ate all my leftover pizza!
Bethany: She gets the Dick's Award.
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Jillian: Daniel never called me back.
Bethany: Dick's Award!
by ijustwannabeyourdog November 16, 2012
Get the Dick's Award mug.A very rare award that will only be given out once in human history, to a single person, and never again. This person will permanently hold the title for all of eternity, and be remembered as a hero to mankind.
This great honor shall be bestowed upon the very first human being to have sex with a sentient alien life form.
Convincing another human to fuck you is hard enough, but to be able to overcome a cultural and language barrier of an entirely different species and STILL convince one of them to fuck you is the pinnacle of finesse and game.
(Captain Kirk is the protagonist of the famed Star Trek series, and is known for gallivanting across the galaxy and gettin' the honeys.)
This great honor shall be bestowed upon the very first human being to have sex with a sentient alien life form.
Convincing another human to fuck you is hard enough, but to be able to overcome a cultural and language barrier of an entirely different species and STILL convince one of them to fuck you is the pinnacle of finesse and game.
(Captain Kirk is the protagonist of the famed Star Trek series, and is known for gallivanting across the galaxy and gettin' the honeys.)
In the year 2199, Commander Larry Shepard of the United Earth Space Navy made first contact with the first known sentient species of extraterrestrials in the galaxy: the Shag-Shag.
This feat pales in comparison to Shepard's next accomplishment: earning the Captain Kirk Award by seducing the royal princess, thus becoming the first human being to have sex with an alien.
The war that followed was brutal, and brought our two races to the brink of extinction. It turns out that in Shag-Shag culture, a girl's parents must be present during intercourse. Not doing so is a major taboo in their culture. However, despite this chaos, you cannot deny that Commander Shepard has some fuckin' game.
This feat pales in comparison to Shepard's next accomplishment: earning the Captain Kirk Award by seducing the royal princess, thus becoming the first human being to have sex with an alien.
The war that followed was brutal, and brought our two races to the brink of extinction. It turns out that in Shag-Shag culture, a girl's parents must be present during intercourse. Not doing so is a major taboo in their culture. However, despite this chaos, you cannot deny that Commander Shepard has some fuckin' game.
by Mana Banana June 16, 2019
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A made up Bullshit in Award in Proud Family Season 1 Episode 17. You say you got this award to make your parents proud of you even though the award doesn't exist.
Son/Daughter: I just got the Racer's Edge award at school also can I have 5 bucks?
Mom/Dad: Certainly!!! I can't believe you got a award for school.
Mom/Dad: Certainly!!! I can't believe you got a award for school.
by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021
Get the The Racer's Edge Award mug.1.) Sexual favors given to a man by his woman after he has attained the status of "winner" in her eyes, such as upon winning a sporting event or being promoted.
2.) The sudden sexual interest a man receives from women after he has won a competition or award, which is often independent of his prior attractiveness.
2.) The sudden sexual interest a man receives from women after he has won a competition or award, which is often independent of his prior attractiveness.
Jeff: Ashley fucked me silly for three days straight after we won the title.
LJ: Word, there's nothin better than some hot award sex.
LJ: Word, there's nothin better than some hot award sex.
by Romeo Foxtrot February 1, 2007
Get the award sex mug.1)Academy Awards' voters works in a funny way, Peter O'Toole should've won for his performance in 1961, at the same time Gregory Peck, the actor who won that award over him should've won for his earlier work and same can be said for James Stewart ( no relation to Jon Stewart).
2) Jon Stewart: 36 Mafia - 1
Martin Scorsese - 0
2) Jon Stewart: 36 Mafia - 1
Martin Scorsese - 0
by Idiot-Finder2 December 10, 2008
Get the Academy Awards mug.A term used by motorcyclists to describe a speeding ticket in an amusing light. Motorcyclists tend not to obey speed limits.
by nycubergeek September 24, 2005
Get the performance award mug.There is no fucking point in them handing out awards when no music is being played on their bullshit oxymoron station.
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