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Heed-ache

A headache caused by smoking large amounts of marijuana.
Dude, this is good heed. I've just had 6 bongs and its given me a heed-ache!
by George Peacock September 14, 2009
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Man Ache

The Pain A Man Feels Once In A While In His Balls. Its The Second Worst Pain A Man Can Feel ... second TO A Kick In The Balls.

Usually, This Pain Is Gotten From One Of TwoThings:
1. Having Sex All Day And Waking Up The Next Morning
2. Grinding On A Woman But Not Actually Getting Anywhere.
Man 1: Why Are You Walking Funny?
Man 2: Man Ache!
Man 1: Ouch.
by Lil-Dan May 24, 2009
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Ache Emelie

Amazing screamo band from Indiana. Possibly being signed to Equal Vision. Consisting currently of Shawn, Lauren, and Brad.
Dude, did you listen to that Ache Emelie song I sent you?
Yeah man, it was the best song I have ever heard
by Formula Imperative October 11, 2005
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Mooncake Ache

The feeling during Lunar New Year when the mooncakes (delivered by Brandon Zhao) that Arian stuffed into your orifices begin to cause tension and strain within your body, leading to potentially debilitating pain and the inability to dodge socks thrown at you from deadly assailants.

May also be caused by consuming too many mooncakes.
Josh: Mr. Shi I don't feel so good...

Andrew: Ooof I guess that's the mooncake ache kicking in.

Josh: I guess even the "Ragin Cajun" isn't immune to high calorie baked goods
by Mystery Assassin February 5, 2019
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dick ache

the kind of ache that you feel in your dick when you have an extensive fuck session of rough vigorous sex or prolonged sex, leaves you unable to sit, walk or piss properly for a while
I dicked her down last night, her pussy can still feel my dick. But I realise I've got a dick ache too. Haha. Can still feel her tight grip.
by Johnwick98 January 20, 2022
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alpha-ache

The ache or pain your tongue gets by over performing alphabet cunilingus on your partners clitoris. This is done by following the strokes of each letter from A to Z like you would with a pen except with your tongue.
"Man, I have serious alpha-ache, Suzi wanted me to perform War and Peace on her last night''
by DinoFlintstone November 19, 2016
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Stomach ache

Used commonly by those who avoid coming into school or social events.However, this noun is mainly used as an excuse
.
Teacher: why are you an hour late to the business lesson *student's name* ?
student: comes up with an excuse Sorry sir i had a stomach ache.
by litmaster123 December 29, 2019
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