chunky avalanche

When you defecate on a woman's chest and then jizz on her face. When she gets up, both substances will begin falling down, creating the image of an avalanche, but with some chunky bits.

George W. Bush: Hey pop! I totally just gave Hillary a chunky avalanche!
Bush Sr.: Good work boy! It'll take her at least 4 showers to get THAT off!

by Shmelvinwaka October 28, 2009

Avalon

what a hoe. Think of the two whitest girls you know shoved into the body of ms motherfucking piggy. This is that la bitch that says "whats the tea shistars sksksksksksksksks periodT!" can't go one fucking day without her starbucks and fit tea and pretends she has huge boobs when shes just motherfucking ugly. What an attention whore. Her voice fuckinh fluctuates too

Avalon keeps telling me that she wants a boob reduction at 15 even though you know she wears no bra to show off her tits.

by AHAHBRO June 29, 2019

Avalon

a stupid ass hoe

“did you know that avalon girl”
“yah whatta dumbass”

by litlitlitgirl November 2, 2019

Toyota Avalon

Toyota's full size sedan. With the ability to have everything imaginable loaded on it, it is by far the best ride out there. Drives like a dream floating above the asphalt.

I drive a Toyota Avalon and it's the best.

by Kitty of the new millinium August 21, 2008

Avais

A sexy beast of Pakistani origin, who all the ladies are after. Also one of the lads, up for a good laugh with a much bigger than average cock.

That dude is fucking cool, he must be called Avais

by The Bitch Behind You February 4, 2013

Avalanche

The ability to flood city streets with crack/cocaine.

I can make it avalanche n I ain't talkin chevy trucks-jeezy

by Bigfacez July 19, 2010

Brazillian Avalanche

The act of shoving a snow cone up your ass, and then shitting on someone's face

Austin totally deserved that Brazillian Avalanche Michael gave him for Daggering Kitty.

by Pimp Master Flex187 June 30, 2010