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Australia 

A country that is now the fattest country in the world. The United States is not.
I thought people from Australia were hot, but apparently they are fat.
Australia by chaseflannagan June 25, 2008

Australia 

A whole country that is almost as big as China and America but has less people in it than the US state of Texas.
Why is Australia so underpopulated??
Australia by Kongamuse September 10, 2011

Australia 

A made up place that doesn't exist
Person A: just went to Australia, was so sick how I got to be upside down for two weeks straight
Person B: shut up you gay feygit, Australia is faker than the unknown event that never took place in Tiananmen Square 1989 or something but I don't know for sure since it's so fake. By the way can I talk to you for just 30 minutes about why daddy Xi Jing Ping is the best supreme leader of the glorious nation of China who will peacefully invade Tiawan with less than 20,000 casualties and will bring Western nations (including that dumb upside down place you were talking about that doesn't and never will exist that is so fake I forgot its name already) to their knees, begging for mercy that we will never grant when we make Hiroshima look like a fucking joke
A: ok
Australia by Samueliscool223 November 24, 2021

Australia 

The best damn country in this world and you all know it.
It is also why we have New Zealanders cry themselves to sleep every night. No u will never become known as part of our great nation.
GOD BLESS AUS.
"give me a home among the gum trees, with lots of plum trees, a dog or two and a barbeque, verandah out the back...." what the hell. too much VB. lost the words.I love u australia.
Australia by cantstopthemusic November 1, 2008

Australia 

best country in the world, mate.
John: Want to go to Canada?
Jim: Fuck no, let's go to Australia. It's much better, especially the girls.
Australia by Cliff R March 26, 2011

Australia 

The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.
Person 1: I really want to get out of Australia!

Person 2: Doesn't everyone, doesn't everyone?
Australia by Times Tables Are Fun November 2, 2008