Asshole 

A person who states the obvious truth.

Bob : Damn Charles you smell like shit, take a shower for god's sake.
Charles: Fine, you don't have to be such an asshole.

Asshole by dahmir April 3, 2006

Asshole 

People that piss you off and don't give a fuck about it.

12yr old girl: Dad? Can you sign this permission form so i can run in the ING?
dad: No.
12yr old girl: Why?
Dad: you might get raped
12yr old girl: I'm 12!
Dad: Too Bad
*girl walks away*
12yr old girl:(whispers under breath) Asshole

Asshole by S.B.C! January 21, 2009

Asshole 

A person that plays or has played "Hacky sack" under his/her own free will. Breeding grounds for assholes include Garden city, manhasset and RVC.

When those assholes arent playing hacky sack they're playing lacrosse

Asshole by bromolaxual September 2, 2009

asshole 

a guy that girls love for some reason even though they are total jerk-offs and are fucked up to so many other people.

That ASSHOLE just got that girl pregnant and he hes married to five other women.

asshole by homiekgb January 28, 2010

asshole 

Male version of a bitch

That guy is such an asshole.

asshole by Ol Marta Crackhead May 30, 2006

asshole 

1. Anus

2. An arrogant and disrespectful person.

1. He wants a big cock in his asshole.

2. Tell him to stop being an asshole.

asshole by Dead To The W0rld January 12, 2008

asshole 

The opening where excretion exits.

Her asshole was split as the turds popped out.

asshole by HelloJoeJoltinmieser July 14, 2009